if ur having a shit day this will 200% cheer u up omg
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
important harajuku fashion
- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
Taco Bell reigns supreme.
"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
Sex is good . Love is better . Both together are perfect